My Relationship with Coffee & Tea

  • 9 am: I NEED COFFEE STAT.
  • 10 am: Coffee Refill
  • 11.30 am: Too much coffee.... TEA!
  • 1 pm: Oh, what's one more cup of coffee?
  • 2 pm: I should stop drinking or I won't sleep tonight.... *grabs another cup*
  • 3 pm: I'll switch to tea now, because tea-caffeine doesn't count, right?
  • 4 pm: MORE TEA!
  • 5 pm: Well.... I guess I'll just drink decaf now.
  • 6 pm: Decaf
  • 7 pm: Decaf
  • 8 pm: ......water?
  • 9 pm: Water, I'm an adult now, I know how to cut myself off.
  • 11 pm: *Sneaks a cup of tea*